Our resident eunuch Rebel of Kandy has been growing even scarier

This pathetic human being has been so seriously butt-fucked by monkeys in Kandy that even reading the previews of his blog entries in Kottu is a total mindfuck. Sinhala-Buddhists castrated by Muslims or Tamils, Sinhala-Buddhists burnt alive by Muslims and Tamils, Sinhala-Buddhists gang raped by Muslim mobs; this shit is hardcore man.

For public safety, this mad guy should be found and put inside a nuthouse. He’s crazy and potentially dangerous, and when he farts, he also cyber-farts. Just can’t stand the smell.

Maybe things would’ve been a little different if he ever got some action. But who wants to sleep with a farting eunuch? So he farted through his life, imagined being a rebel, and farted some more.

Rebel? What is this? Rebelling against the colour of monkey poop in Kandy? According to his own definition, to rebel is,

1. To fight against the government or to refuse to obey rules

2. To react against a feeling, action or plan

This eunuch isn’t fighting against the government. He’s licking its balls and taking its penis up his ass without any lubrication. When his ass isn’t blocked by a penis, he farts on the opposition and pees on all Muslims and Tamils and other minorities. This guy isn’t a rebel. If this guy calls himself a rebel because he reacts to a feeling, action or plan, American rednecks should call themselves rebels too. I mean they go like “those fucking immigrants”, don’t they?

He says that a rebel “is opposed to the political system in his country and tries to change it using force”. Didn’t I tell you this guy’s dangerous. He’s talking about genocide against the thambiyas who castrate pure Sinhala-Buddhists men with penises little longer than those of monkeys. He says a rebel is “a person who shows his disagreement with the ideas of people in authority.” Does his tiny little monkey fucked noggin thinks that those poor Tamils and Muslims, who themselves have been butt fucked by Sinhalese people and their army, are in authority?

I tell you what Rebel of Kandy, keep on doing what you do: licking donkey balls and sucking the government’s dick. The revolution will cum in a second.

Duminda tried to save Laxman

By now it is clear what’s going to happen regarding the meaty fuckness Duminda Silva. He’ll live, and he won’t go to gaol, but instead turn out to be a martyr, a great man who almost died saving Laxman. According to the ugly Kolonnawa thug Laxman’s driver, the meaty fuckness gave the command to shoot at Laxman. But who cares? According to the driver and the butt-cleaner of the meaty fuckness, the meaty fuckness actually shouted “DON’T SHOOT” out loud but his henchmen went ahead and shot repeatedly at Laxman with automatic weapons. Wow! So the meaty fuckness, the child rapist, kidnapper of whores and actresses, the philanthropic drug peddler, the toucher of a random woman’s face that he saw while driving by, the asshole who hit her and tried to gang rape her right then and there, the fuckness who illegally possessed automatic guns, is also a pacifist.

Mahindananda Aluthgamage, member of parliament and amateur thug is also of the same opinion. Something unfortunate happened because of the stupidity of the henchmen of the two fucknesses according to him. Not because of the fucked-up-ness of the two fuckers themselves. Ranil shouldn’t be worried about it because he has shown that he has no heart by kicking Buddhika Pathirana, the 27-inch-MP, out. Well, doesn’t that sound right, that Ranil is heartless and Duminda’s a pacifist?

Government’s media spokesman says that Duminda is not under arrest because of cultural and religious concerns. Ain’t that great? See how fucking religious this Mahinda Rajapakse government is?

What does Rajiva Wijesinghe, the blogger, professional liar, and government MP has to say about this? Nothing. He’s only concerned about the size of white dicks. The fact that a child rapist, a kidnapper, a drug peddler, a toucher of the faces of random women is a member of parliament is not important to him. Forget about him. He’s gay anyway.

The incident of Duminda touching a random woman’s face is what’s most disturbing to me. I don’t really care if underworld fucks fuck each other’s mothers. But that random woman could be you, or your wife, or your girlfriend, or maybe sister. What can you do? Impunity runs deep. Mahinda is fucking us all.

Well, if that happens to you, either kill or get killed. Don’t live like a ball-less fuck.

The Death of Steve Jobs – Oh the homoeroticism is unbearable

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Homoeroticism of a Hong Kong kid

He was a visionary, I give him that. That word suits him more than it does the Pope or Dalai Lama or any other spiritual child abuser. The man was smart, articulate, insatiably greedy, and had a great eye for business opportunities. He was the prototypical Silicon Valley entrepreneur. But he was no Einstein. Nor was he like Indi.PadaArtist thinks, a Leonardo Da Vinci. Heck, he wasn’t even as clever as Bill Gates when it came to designing and developing computer hardware and software. He was far less talented than his partner Steve Wozniak, who single-handedly created the first two Apple computers. But for some reason everyone thinks he’s a genius. Say he was a genius. But was he also a saint? It seems many people think so. I’m sure they think Bill Gates is devil’s advocate. By the way, Jobs wasn’t even charitable, unlike Gates or Warren Buffet.

Okay, okay, that’s all fine. What’s really unbearable is this blatant display of homoeroticism on Kottu. For example, Times Eye sketched Steve Jobs and posted an article titled “I sketched Steve.” Wait a minute. Was he on a first name basis with Steve Jobs? He writes,

I just felt like sketching Steve Jobs, that’s how much he can impress people. This is my tribute to him. Its not strange thing why people like him that much. People just gets inspired by his his looks, piercing eyes ,, thoughtful gesture and his inspiring speeches.

Go there and see it yourself. Before you go there, read this definition of homoeroticism, which I took from Wikipedia.

Homoeroticism refers to the erotic attraction between members of the same sex, either male–male (male homosexuality) or female–female (lesbianism), most especially as it is depicted or manifested in the visual arts and literature.

Indi.P posted an article pretty much doing the same thing, titled Steve Jobs, Thank You. When Indi.P says Jobs was like Da Vinci, he’s saying it with a straight face. And then there’s this montage of Jobs-ass-licking videos. But what Indi.P has done, quite surprisingly,is alright. This guy Savvy on the other hand who posted Thank You-Steve Jobs haven’t even used an Apple device but thanks Jobs for helping with him his presentations. Really? And you had to blog about that, when you haven’t even thanked your parents for paying for your education?

Think it can’t get any worse? You can’t be more wrong. This guy Themeera wrote a love poem full of hidden meanings on his blog Themeera’s Microblog.

Steve Jobs was my friend
Oh the evenings we spent
And the stories and secrets we shared
And all the trips we went

Think I’m lying? Go ahead and read his post Steve Jobs was my friend It’ll totally fuck your mind up.

There are many other similar posts, but I can’t write about all of them here. What I want to say is, this is just plain ridiculous. I have one question for Themeera though. When you say, And all the trips we went/The joys and the fun we had, what exactly do you mean? And oh, please do tell what does Microblog mean.

Indrajit Samarajiva has banned me from commenting on his blog indi.ca

Apparently he thinks I sexted with his wife, and I’m like WHAT THE FUCK. Whatever. I don’t have time for this.

Can someone explain to me why Sinhala blog posts have English titles?

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with Sinhala bloggers? For one thing, most of those suckers can’t write. They deliberately make their articles difficult to read. The reason for this is obvious. Most of their articles are puerile bullshit. The rest are insufferably lengthy platitudes. These suckers, just like postmodernists, love to pretend.

It’s not entirely their fault though. Sinhala language is unsuitable for any kind of intellectual discourse. The simple fact is, there’s not enough words. The language is pretty much dead. How many new Sinhala words are created each year? None. No great work has ever been written in Sinhala. I mean is there any work in Sinhala that can be compared to those of Shakespeare? Is there any contemporary Sinhala novelist who writes better than Martin Amis? Is there any 20th century Sinhala writer who at least thought about leaping a few decades forward like Joyce did with Ulysses? Do the quatrains of Arisen Ahubudu even qualify as poems?

But that’s alright. What I can’t stand and can’t understand is the fact that many of those Sinhala bloggers write their titles in English. From what ass did they pull out the idea that it’s alright? We bloggers who write in English don’t write our titles in Sinhala. We just don’t do that. Why? Well because it’s just nuts. A man sees a link, written in English, clicks on it, only to find that he can’t read it. To be fair, not all Sinhala bloggers do this stupid thing. But many of them do. Well, GET OFF MY INTERNET.

The Decline and Fall of the Sri Lankan Blogosphere

I refuse to call it the Lankanosphere, not only the word itself sounds stupid, but there’s this rather doltish blogger called Rhythmic Diaspora who annually writes a series of articles called “Lankanosphere Awards” which is solely an exercise in ass-licking. However this senescent blogger is reminiscent of a time when kottu.org was truly well and alive. Once I mocked him for imagining that we found the accounts of his miserable, post-divorce life in London to be interesting. But now, even the titles of his articles seem interesting. Maybe the rest of them that I stubbornly refuse to read are interesting as well.

So what’s happened to the SL Blogosphere? I’ll tell you what. We now have people writing about 30 day challeges like 30 day movie challege, 30 day poetry challege et cetera that I collectively call 30 day padashow challenges, that nobody wants to read. “A poem that describes me?” Who cares?

There’s this other blog, the name of which I don’t remember (it starts with Eargazzsms though), that I find as interesting as my own farts. I like music, but I don’t want to get Eargazzms. The blogger seems to be visiting a number of music websites just in order to copy and paste stuff from them to his farting blog.

There are those other blogs like “Sri Lankan Stars” that publish all sorts of information about little known starlets and completely unknown harlots. Again, who cares?

There are also those news blogs. It’s okay to have news websites that are only about news; just plain news. But if it is a news BLOG, the news needs to be filtered through commentary. It should be about ideas and opinions, not just about raw facts. Owners of those news blogs don’t seem to understand the importantance of editorializing, which is regrettable because blogs need to be all about editorializing.

I like blogs that deal with politics, law, religion, war and things like that. There are many blogs even now that do exactly that. But what they lack is passion. They lack a person behind those words and sentences who truly believes the nonsensical platitudes he’s writing. Electra was certainly one of those who wrote with great passion and conviction. Heck, I even miss that dumb fuck sittingnut. Most of all, I miss the fights between bloggers, and the unsuccessful womanizers who sent flowers to women they had never seen. Let’s be honest. How many people read our blogs? 400? 500?

I want bloggers to write about things that matter: things like politics and religion instead of their sad little lives, but always with great passion and conviction. It’s alright to occassionally write about their sad little lives so others can laugh at them, but not always because that just makes it sad. I want opinions, ideas, commentary, and not raw facts. I want reviews, not just the details about prices and the number of pages in books. I want criticisms because writing that a particular poem makes one feel miserable is just not enough. I want bloggers to attack dishonest, self-important intellectualoids like Dayan Jayatillake and pompous idiots like David Buggery (“my area is war, not law” / “hey Dayan, did you read my piece on guerilla intellectuals?”), and in doing so be completely unrestrained. I want bloggers to debate with each other, make enemies, and insult each other whenever they get the opportunity. Yeah, that’s what it takes to make SL Blogosphere live and kicking, again.

I think the decline began when Indi took the stat counter off kottu. Its manipulability itself was the cause for many fierce debates. It was a great incentive to bloggers. Everyone wanted their posts to be the in the top read list. With the stat counter gone, some lost interest and left kottu. I want it back.

The fall of course happened when taboo got hacked… Oh shit. It’s over.

David Blacker is an idiot. Need proof? Here you go

I have included in this blog post only the comments that are relevant to the proof. The original thread is in indi.ca and can be accessed through this link.

Comment by David Blacker
2011-05-23 11:08:47
I think a lot of moderates would like to believe that idiots such as Heshan and the Dunce are Rajapakse plants, or that morons like TT, Yapa, and Snut are Ranil plants. But the sad fact is that the UNP camp IS full of fools like Heshan and the Dunce, and the other side is also full of nutters like Yapa and TT. and all they do is maintain the status quo and make sure there’ll never be any common ground.

Comment by Lefroy
2011-05-23 11:49:36
There is little doubt, if any, that Blacker is a Ranil plant, and an unpaid one at that too. Two words are enough to describe everything he has ever written: asinine fatuity. By the way, one thing I like about Ranil is that he looks calm and collected and happy, while most other UNPers these days don’t.

Comment by David Blacker
2011-05-23 17:27:26
Sorry, Lefroy, I seem to have left you out of the moron list above. I guess that just goes to show that even in the idiot ranks you’re just forgettable

Comment by Lefroy
2011-05-23 17:39:31
@Blacker
Oh it’s alright Blacker. Hey, congratulations! In the idiot ranks you are certainly unforgettable.

Comment by David Blacker
2011-05-24 11:16:03
Oh what an intelligent and witty come back, Lefroy. It’s almost as good as your blog

Comment by PresiDunce Bean
2011-05-24 11:28:31
@Lefroy
I didn’t know you had a blog. Only knew after David ‘Common Ground’ Blacker spilt the beans in one of his wisecrack reply’s. Post ur blog address if you don’t mind.

Comment by Lefroy
2011-05-24 13:26:33
@duncie.
Click on my name.
@blacker
Thank you Blacker for promoting me for free. And hey, I’m not Ranil. Here’s 5 rupees

Comment by David Blacker
2011-05-24 15:51:44
Oh, you need all the help you can get, and I do believe in helping the less fortunate 😀

Comment by Lefroy
2011-05-24 17:36:38
@Blacker
Thanks Blacker. At least you are consistent about everything. You promote me and work for Ranil for free because you think we are less fortunate. And you are incredibly consistent in saying stupid stuff. One might think that one day you might run out of stupid stuff to say. But no, you are peerlessly stupid and you keep on expanding the boundaries of stupidity.

Comment by David Blacker
2011-05-24 18:16:21
I think stupid people like you need all the promotion you can get, Lefroy, so I’m happy to let others share in your stupidity. I think Dulcy — I mean Duncy — will fit in well on your blog 😀 Suffer the fools to come unto thee lol

Comment by Lefroy
2011-05-24 20:42:59
@Blacker
See what I mean? Consistently stupid, and original too

Comment by PresiDunce Bean
2011-05-25 07:09:25
Nah…nothing original there. He was quoting the bible. It should read…”Suffer little ‘Useful Idiots’ to come unto MEE!”
(Rajapaksa version of the bible)
“But Jesus called them [unto him], and said, Suffer little children to come unto me, and forbid them not: for of such is the kingdom of God.”
Luke ch: 18 vs 16
King James version
…we have a kingdom of Rajapaksa today…just walk around Colombo or the suburbs to figure out. WHY NO municiple council erections in Colombo?
…for an answer refer the books of matthew, mark, luke, john and blacker. (Holy BibleChinthana) Wannabe King James Rajapaksa Version…
…he..he..i too can play silly buggers like blacker…

Comment by David Blacker
2011-05-25 11:37:52
To fools like you, Lefroy, everything beyond your intellect seems stupid 😀

Comment by Lefroy
2011-05-25 12:04:58
@Blacker
If I paraphrase something someone wiser than you once said, an educated person is someone who knows what he doesn’t know. That explains why you talk about things without understanding what in the f___ you’re talking about. Here’s what has happened. I understand things that you don’t understand while you don’t understand anything that I don’t understand. Some of the things that only I understand, I think are stupid. Try to figure out the rest. It would be a good exercise to the small brain inside your bald head.

Comment by David Blacker
2011-05-25 15:11:08
To assume that there are things that only you understand, and that you understand what others don’t, is not just the height of stupidity, but the height of arrogance. And arrogance without substance, as in your case, is just stupid. And anyone who’s read your blog, Lefroy will understand that there is nothing of substance there; just a little boy playing with words and rewriting hackneyed old concepts to look intellectual, but not even managing to look intelligent. Quick now, let’s hear a comeback like your famous “but I’m not as stupid as you are”. ROFLMAO.

Comment by Lefroy
2011-05-25 17:59:57
@Blacker
Thanks for proving me right. Thanks for proving you’re stupid. You don’t know how to read properly.

Where have I said I understand things that OTHERS don’t understand? The word “OTHERS” for your information is plural. I only said I understand things that you don’t understand. Need any proof? The sentence “I undestand things that you don’t understand while you don’t understand anything that I don’t understand” is something that I understand and you don’t understand.

Have I assumed that there are things that ONLY I understand? I thought it was possible for someone who read my comment to understand from the context that here I didn’t mean that there are things that only I understand and no other human being can understand, and that what actually meant was there are things that I understand while you don’t understand. I’m sorry. I didn’t take into account the possibility that “context” is something that I understand but you don’t understand. I assumed my comment would be something that we both understand, but evidently it is not.

I might also say sorry in advance for assuming that this comment is something that we both understand.

It has been a day since I posted the above comment and David Blacker hasn’t yet responded, even though he has since commented on other posts on Indi Samarajiva’s blog. If Blacker wishes to respond, he is free to do it here.

30 day padashow challenge

This month, April, has been one of the wierdest months in the blogosphere. For one thing, 28strawberrygirl wrote The Great Sri Lankan Blog Post. That was just plain great, even though there were people who demonstrated their stupidity by denying her blog post its rightful place as The Great Sri Lankan Blog Post. I would rather follow Prince Siddhartha and leave my imaginery son and wife to go and sit under a Bo tree in hopes of killing my faculty of reason than deny strawberry’s blog post its rightful place as The Great Sri Lankan Blog Post.

Then indi, the heart, the soul and the worm of kottu revealed that he has a son. His, I guess, must be one fucked up family. But then, it is his fucked up family and I have my own not so fucked up family to worry about. So while he was experimenting with parenting, it seemed that virtually everyone was experimenting with new things and writing about doing the said new things. It seemed that there were only 2 blogs that remained exactly as what they were: mine and Vositha’s.

Vositha’s Blog is unique in that it is the one place you should visit if you’re someone who’s addicted to sex and finds that it screws up your personal and professional lives. I assure you, sex will never even superficially resemble anything like sex again. But please take my advice when I say if you do read her, don’t leave comments there and let everyone know that your genitals are in hibernation.

But the one thing apart from the one after this that I’m going to write about, that makes this month one of the wierdest months in the Sri Lankan blogoshere, is this 30 day challenge madness. Virtually every mammal with ten fingers started some kind of 30 day challenge that looked so unbelievably idiotic (in fact, those are th readers of Vositha’s blog). Someone started a 30 day book challenge. Another a 30 day movie challenge. There were 30 day poetic challenges, 30 day song challenges et cetera. So even I, who is usually a sane person with an above average IQ, wondered why I don’t have a 30 day challenge on the great blog of mine, and even briefly cosidered about starting such a challenge called “30 day padashow challenge” and insult the intelligence of those who read my blog, and more importantly, insult my own formidable intelligence. I would tell anyone who found it to be juvenile to go and read Vositha’s Blog, and would’ve used it to further insult someone who has suffered enough because of both nature and me, someone whose nuts are sitting, when it is expected of his species to have nuts that hang. But then it IS juvenile and I have better things to do with my wonderful life, like pretending to be an illiterate merchant so that god might reveal himself to me.

Another thing of great importance which took place during this weird month is “The Triple Penetration of THE David Blacker” by a trio of good-for-nothing lawyers with brains imbibed with homoeroticism. I will not link to the thread in which this hideous crime took place out of respect I have towards the great David Blacker, a bald soldier whose behind commands an unimaginable amount of respect. But those who like to watch or participate in depraved homosexual orgies can visit Indi’s blog and find an article to which more than 200 comments are attached. Looking at the tautological solipcisms those three lawyers and the aforementioned bald soldier have posted there, one could not help but award the said bald soldier (who said in all seriousness, “my area is war, not law”) with the “Padaya of the Month Award” and send the three evil criminals to Pakistan, where the relevant (islamic) authorities can actually use them to gang-rape a girl previously raped by her own brother. We don’t need such lawyers here, in this country. We need more bald soldiers like David Blacker, whose only real response to any criticism or argument is a simple “lol” which so comprehensively articulates everything that needs to be articulated.

April has been a weird month, but there’s no reason to believe the next month will be any less weird. So if asinine fatuity is what you are looking for, please visit kottu. For everything else, bookmark my goddamn blog and visit it periodically.

Eulogy for Lefroy by Indi Samarajiva

New Blog, For Your Prurient Interest

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This chap Lefroy has been commenting here. I didn’t sort him out from the usual, but he’s started his own blog which is pretty funny. So far the posts include pissing on his cousins clothes, sex chats overhead in internet cafes, Sri Lanka’s lack of sex education and the gold and silver rules of dealing with women. I daresay as I get old I’m getting older and more conservative with what I say, but this guy might be picking up the slack.

Posted on Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009 in Sex, blogging, kottu.

Comment by Whacko
2009-12-23 11:43:59
chuckle worthy blog, no?

Eulogy for Lefroy by Taprobane Uncut

This post is dedicated to Sittingnuts, my hero and your villain. I’ve been observing the blogosphere and I am disappointed. At least I can talk of one instance where a blogger revealed naked pictures of another blogger. The fake nature of the picture is a no brainer, yet I think its downright ugly.

I think Sittingnuts is cool, except for his odd taste in women. Why would he even want to consider sending flowers to Subha is beyond me. Such bad taste, SN? Oh this human chemistry I tell ya.

Granted SN needs help in this department. I mean Subha? Ha ha Subha???? That Subha? Gawd…very odd taste, indeed! I certainly would’ve expected a decent choice here. But flowers for Subha? You mean for that 3rd generation NGO parasite? Wow man.. Such classic taste!

Anyways, SN should be treated with respect, something this Lefroy shit has been unable to do. Bullying can be fun. But revealing naked pics is simply not on. For the record, I’ve said many things about Indi Samarajiva, and will continue to say so.. But I wouldn’t go to the extent of posting nude pics of Indi. It’s just stupid let alone inhuman. Sanity should prevail even whilst attacking an opponent. Its OK you can call him names, prove that he’s not a Libertarian and so on, but revealing fake pics?

Its not like others don’t know how Lefroy is attacking SN with the blessings of Indi Samarajiva, but no one talks. Why? Where are those morale preachers in the blogosphere? Where are they hiding now? Why is everyone silent?

I don’t think Indi will ban you from Kottu if you talk against him. Learn from my example. Truth is this sick man Indi loves cheap publicity at all costs… so more the merrier for him. He apparently loves all the negative things said about him.

I’d like to see Lefroy banned from Kottu, but Indi won’t do that. How would he ban his own attack blog? LOL!

Posting nude pictures and claiming they were Sittingnuts’s is not only hilarious but also a sign of frustration and one’s own bankruptcy.

Lefroy, sorry, Indi, please be creative will ya?

5 comments:
sittingnut said…
for the record, i have never called on anyone to ban anyone else.

March 24, 2010 12:18 AM
Anonymous said…
ha ha sittingnuts sent flowers for subha? so what indi said was true then, eh?

BTW who are you? You seem to know everyone pretty well. Morquendi? Ashanthi with a penis grown?

March 24, 2010 12:34 AM
sittingnut said…
my stance on these ppl can be
found in full here

March 24, 2010 12:56 AM
lefroy said…
I knew it. I knew it that the nut was gay when he went around asking everybody whether he’s a closet gay or not. What I didn’t know was that Taprobane is so jealous of Electra. Buwah hah hah. Get a room guys… As an aside, ShitNut is yet to swear by his mother’s soul that what he says about me is true although I’ve been repeatedly asking him to do so. NUTTER THE LIAR…

March 24, 2010 1:03 AM
Assclown Asvajit said…
Shitty Suranga and Slutty Subha should make a great couple 🙂

March 24, 2010 1:36 AM