I hate India
If India plays a cricket match against Pakistan, I root for Pakistan. If India plays a cricket match against Australia, I root for Australia. Rahul Dravid and Sunil Gavaskar are the only Indian cricketers that I respect… I don’t watch Hindi movies. I think they’re just ridiculous, and devoid of any depth. I hate Hindi teledramas, simply because they’re completely irrational and illogical… There are only two Indian writers that I respect; R.K. Narayan and Arundhati Roy. I think all other writers, including Rushdie, Seth, Desai, Adiga, just write crap… I hate India. Don’t know why but I just hate India. One billion people. Four billion yellowish cylinders of shit every morning. 2 billion litres of urine per day. One million child brides per week. 200 racist killings per month. I don’t know the statistics. But I just hate India. Not that I think Indians are an inferior race or anything. Just hate the country… It is not even a country. Well it is a country but it’s a country that the British made. Before that it was a collection of countries… They’ve never been free, those Indians. First the Muslims f*cked them. Then the British f*cked them. 1000 years, they spent 1000 years under others. Just look at it. India is even bigger than europe… And those shameless guys are the ones now tell us what to do and what not to do. That soldier, who hit Rajiv Gandhi with his gun, should have given him a memory loss when he had the chance. That’s exactly what they deserve for interfering us… Not only that, they gave Prabakaran safe harbour countless times. The one time Prabakaran was taken into their custody, they released him. Damn, I really hate India.