1) General (retired) Sarath Fonseka…2) Opposition Leader (forevermore) Ranil Wickramsinghe…3) Mangala “openly gay” Samarasinghe…4) Vellupillei “motherf***ing” Prabakaran…5) Thamil “Barber” Chelvam…6) Anton “Baas” Balasingham…7) Mano “swimming pool” Ganeshan…8) Rauf “philandering” Hakeem…9) Pakyasorti (not only for fighting for so called human rights, but also for having an obscene name)…10) K.D. Lal Kantha (for having a name like that of a hardware shop).