WireAP_52cd01f1176f41d38a89f85dcded1f2c_16x9_992So Mithripala Sirisena is named the common candidate for the upcoming presidential election. Personally, I’d have liked a UNP candidate. But then again, it’s unlikely that any UNPer would be able to crack the ruling party like Mithripala can. This is really the best the opposition can do right now. I can’t blame them. Mahinda has to be stopped. The Rajapakse dynasty has to be ended. The Rajapkse family is more like a plague than a mafia family. They are like the fucking black death, fucking everything and everyone. There’s nothing not fucked by a Rajapkse. They even fucked Rugby. Seriously, they fucked Rugby. I mean, they fucked Rugby.

But fuck Rugby when Mahinda fucked the entire judicial system, and put it in his pocket. Of all the fucked up things Mahinda has done, this is the most fuckity-fuck-fuck-fucked-up-thing. See, supposedly there are three pillars of government: the executive, the legislature and the judiciary, and Mahinda completely dismantled the last one. Everyone knows the impeachment of Chief Justice Shirani Bandaranayake was based on bogus charges. If it wasn’t obvious for some idiots back then, it should have been made obvious when the NDB bank tried to prevent her from obtaining her own bank account details to use in the case against her.

The funny thing is, she wasn’t even an anti-government activist. Mahinda himself appointed her. She was pro-government for the most part. But when it came to this one case, just one, Basil Rajapakse didn’t get what he wanted, so the authority of the entire judiciary had to be thrown away. Fuckers. I almost wish I was superstitious, and believed in shit like hell and heaven. These assholes need to go to hell for this. The judiciary is now in Mahinda’s pocket. No one, not even JR had this kind of control over every part of the government and the country.

Then there’s the 18th Amendment to the constitution, which allowed him to be president until he dies (of auto-erotic asphyxiation). One of the points of a constitution is to protect the people from corrupt, tyrannical leaders. Even if you are an idiot who thinks Mahinda’s the best president in the entire world ever, the 18th Amendment is going to be abused to no end in the future by people who will become president. This much should be obvious to even idiots. But Mahinda Rajapakse liked power, wanted to be in power till he dies, so he fucked the constitution and the country. Or maybe he thinks he never dies. Dictators are known to have that stupid belief.

Then there’s the issue of freedom of speech. SLFPers thank Mahinda for ending the war, and thank them for letting them live freely. Of course, they live freely. Freedom of speech is an important concept only when you are a dissenter. If you are pro-government, of course you are free to say whatever the fuck you want to say. Your only criticism of government would be to give Mahinda even more power, and being the fucking idiot you are, you might think that since you are allowed to say whatever the fuck you want to say, people are living freely in this country. But if you are a dissenter, you go the Lasantha Wickremathunga way, or the Poddala Jayantha way, or wherever the fuck Pradeep Ekneligoda went.

And then there’s just plain thuggery. There is no need for an overarching political reason to beat a man to death. Pissing off a minister’s son would be enough. Malaka Silva is notorious for this. Then there are thugs who are ministers, like the mofo Duminda Silva for example, who are sponsored and protected by the Rajapakses. If you go against these people, they will kill you. It’s that simple. They’ll rape you too if you’re a woman. You need a recommendation letter from Anuradha Jayarathna, D.M. Jayarathna’s son, if you want to get a job at a private bank in Gampola. It’s that fucked up. You need to pay Mervyn Silva to do anything in Kelaniya. It’s really that fucked up.

Not that Mithripala is much better. This is a guy who got beaten up by Mithripala's son Dhaham Sirisena

Not that Mithripala is much better. This is a guy who got beaten up by Mithripala’s son Dhaham Sirisena

I haven’t even talked about corruption, cooking central bank reports, and the wasteful spending by the government. There’s just so much fucked up things the Rajapakses and their cronies have done that you need to write a series of books about them if you want to cover them all. It’s true that they ended the war. But as someone said, this is like saving a girl from rapists, and raping her yourself. Mahinda has failed this nation. The Rajapakse family has fucked it up. It’s time for them to go.


Selling Buddha as usual

Selling Buddha as usual

Yes, I’m pretty sure these guys are f*cked by pigs. Only such people can write this blog. From international conspiracies that work based on an absurd assumption where Sri Lanka is the most strategically important foreign country to the US and Europe, to Islam hating bullshit that are pulled out of their asses, reading this shitty excuse for a blog is a complete mind-f*ck. And based on how much content these f*ckers put out per day, it’s safe to assume that they are not getting any action.

Read this shitty post for example. According to it, few Tamil businessmen are trying to get their hands on a business run by a Sinhala woman, and they are doing some illegal activities to help their cause. My question is, why the fuck does the ethnicity of the businessmen matter? Is that newsworthy? Do we also have to know how many kids they have and how long their penises are? We can easily guess that their penises are longer than these Deneth-Harinna-let-me-cum-on-your-eyes guys’ penises, right?

The only reason the ethnicity matters for these f*ckers is because they’re Tamil hating, pig-fu*king, racist fu*ks. There’s nothing else that can explain it. Now, here’s the even more f*cked up thing. Most of these shitty racist articles are taken verbatim from Divaina newspaper. I mean, what the f*ck? Isn’t this supposed to be a respected, mainstream newspaper? You should rather suck donkey balls than write this shit Divayina.



Ain't he the gentleman?
Just got a news alert that DIG Vaas Gunawardena is admitted to hospital due to an illness, after being arrested over the murder of a Bambalapitiya businessman and eight other murders. Yeah right, we didn’t even see that coming. It’s totally surprising. Damn, wow, what a coincidence. But I tell you what, this guy is not going to jail. That the Mahinda Rajapakse government allowed him to be hospitalized is evidence that the government isn’t done with him yet. Sure, the government may have one or two differences with him, which is why they do this to him now . But like Mervyn, like Duminda, like Sajin Vaas, Vaas Gunewardena is a valuable asset. So I tell you now, as I told you when Duminda was accused of murder, this guy is not going to go to jail. Yes, that’s the hard truth; as true as the fact that SL is not going to win this ICC Champions Trophy. But I hope that SL wins. I hope that murders and rapists are punished. It’s a sad thing, to have hopes for your country.

What’s worse than crime is when the government gives immunity to criminals. I’m not particularly disturbed when someone is murdered, or raped. It’s just a name; just someone that I don’t know who got killed. I don’t really care about them because I never knew them. Of course sometimes I’m shocked by the brutality of crimes. But then I completely forget about it and go on with my life. That’s what we all do. There’s so many bad things happening that if we really cared about all of them we’d all be insane by now. But I want every single one of those criminals arrested. That’s the only way to have a civilized society. You need to keep the criminals out.
Vaas' thug wife and son

We are not living in a civilized society. We live in a society in which you can be crushed like a cockroach if you are not powerful, or at least in favour of those who are powerful. Your life’s worth is just a couple of hundred thousands. Humans are violent in nature. That’s why we need a mechanism to control all that violence. When that mechanism itself is corrupt, what we get is Sri Lanka.

Shit, why am I even writing this? I guess just to vent out my frustration. It’s a sad, sad thing to have hopes for your country.

A guy named Rakees Mohammed threatened to murder me as a response to what I wrote here:

The peaceful Allah’s asslicker writes

You motherfucking SInhala modaya, You call names to our merciful Allah(May Peace upon with him). You would be stoned death, if your identity is uncovered. Of course, we would soon do it.

This is just a warning! If you want to call names to Buddhists, Christians, Hindus or Jews, you have the fucking freedom to do it, but leave alone Allah(May Peace upon with him) and His followers.

Ironically, this is right after a muslim lady told me to open up myself to the impossible and that I’d find peace. You see, the impossible becomes even more impossible to believe when this is how the typical muslim male behaves. They have found too much peace, and have shoved some of it in their asses.

So let’s see how morally bankrupt those muslims are. Let’s see how many of them denounce murder, instead of putting the blame on the guy who gets murdered.

Nirvana can be obtained, only by crushing someone's testicles

Nirvana can be obtained, only by crushing someone’s testicles

Whenever I think about Allah, I think “fuck him. He’s a murderous, misogynistic, psychopathic bastard, so yeah, fuck him.” But that doesn’t hurt anyone because he doesn’t exist. Allah does not exist. Period. But Muslims do exist. There really are people who believe that shit. Let me phrase it again in a different way for maximum impact. There are some people who believe that there is some all knowing, all powerful guy, up there in the clouds, who created wars, psychopaths, rapists, Mahinda Rajapakse, serial killers, Pope and pedophiles, who is somehow benevolent even though he’s a fucking asshole. So people tell me, when I say fuck Allah, people are hurt. My reply is fuck them too. Those fucking idiots deserve to be divinely raped. After all, if those dumb motherfuckers are right, Allah created me this way. So suck it bitches.

Islam is just about the dumbest motherfucking idea a human mind has ever come up with. Other religions (Buddhism, Christianity, Judaism, Hinduism, Confucianism, all of them) are dumb as well. But Islam is not only dumb, it is fucking dangerous too. Islam actually gets people killed, women subjugated, and Osama Bin Laden castrated. So it is dangerous, in addition to its spectacular dumbness.

I had some respect for Buddhism. Of course there’s nothing but bullshit in it. Buddha definitely had a severe case of pain asymbolia, and the whole doctrine is what you’d pull out of your ass if you sat under a tree for six years to find the “truth” of the universe. But still, at least Buddhists don’t go around killing people. They don’t go around blowing up buildings.

But now, it seems that Buddhists have risen up to the task of becoming the world’s worst motherfucking bastards of all time. Bodu Bala Sena is an Army. It’s a fucking army and it’s after blood. What they want is to castrate Thambiahs, rape their women and kill them, destroy their businesses, and fuck Allah if possible. The fuckers are well organized. Apparently Allah created the world as such that fucking bastards are very good at organizing themselves while sane people are not. The attacks on Islam and Muslims are systematic. As I said, these fuckers are pretty serious.

And of course it's state sponsored

And of course it’s state sponsored

And yes, these are fuckers. Bodu Bala Sena is led by monks. These people don’t get to have sex, so they achieve orgasm by doing this sort of shit (Nirvana is cool, but it’s not real. Even these monks know it’s a bullshit idea. Fucking Muslims in the ass on the other hand is a great idea).

Do I support the spread of Islam in this country. No, absolutely no. Buddhist bullshit is definitely better than Allah’s bullshit. But is this the way to go about it? No. If we’re going to kill Muslims, we need to kill Hindus, Christians and all other idiots as well so that we non-believers can live the way we want. But that fuck-nut Allah isn’t kind to us.

Simple. If nothing exists, there’s nothing to prevent something from happening. Stupid Christians.

And Buddhists, who are laughing at the Christians. What the fuck? Have any scientific proof for Karma? No. Go fuck yourselves.

Religious bullshit


Got into a debate with three stupid Buddhist girls and one clueless Islamic guy about religion, yesterday. Can’t believe it that I still get into such pointless debates. I tell myself over and over that it is pointless. I mean, these people believe in shit that do not have any facts or evidence to back them. What makes me think that they can be persuaded by facts, evidence, reason and common sense? And yet, I still get into these debates. Well, maybe I just like point out how stupid these people are and hurt their feelings. Whatever.

The girls think that I am not as open as I think I am. What the hell do they think? That I’ve always been like this? That I’ve always been a non-believer? That as a small kid, I did not believe my parents when they taught me about hell and heaven and god and afterlife? Nuts. I believe all that shit when I was a kid. But then I grew up and I was open enough to the possibility that everything I believed might be false. That’s what openness means, suckers. It’s you guys who aren’t open. You’ve never questioned your stupid faiths. You’ve never grown up. Yes, growing up and becoming a non-believer is hard. You have to courageous to be a non-believer, because the moment you become one, the universe becomes a cold hard place that doesn’t give a shit about you. The universe doesn’t give a shit about justice. There’s no absolute right or wrong. There’s no bearded guy in the sky to take care of you. Yeah. That’s truth, and it takes courage to admit and accept that reality. But first, you have to at least be open to the possibility. After never questioning their beliefs for 25 years, these stupid girls think that I need to be open? To what?

If they want me to be open to the idea that we should believe certain things not based on facts and evidence, but rather on…I don’t know, whatever the hell they think it is, then I’m absolutely incapable of being open to that sort of shit. I mean, don’t these people see the obvious error in this kind of argument? If these three stupid girls can believe shit without evidence, why don’t these girls believe all the shit that the clueless Muslim guy believes? He’s doing the same thing- believing in something without facts or evidence. Why can’t the stupid three girls believe everything he believes? When I asked them about this, and asked them about what would convince them that the Muslim guy’s faith is true, they said they’d need to see a miracle. What kind of hypocrisy is that? They can believe their own shit without a shred of evidence, but they want a mountain of evidence to believe some other thing? I mean what kind of stupid reasoning is that?

The clueless Muslim guy was even more clueless than I thought. He said, everything has a cause, so what is the first cause. In other world, how did universe began. I said him I don’t know because Science still doesn’t know the answer, but it is trying hard to do just that, so someday I might be able to give him an answer. The clueless Muslim guy thinks it’s god who created it, and that god has always been there. God is eternal. What the fuck is he even saying? So everything has to have a cause, but god doesn’t? Replace the word “god” with “hadsomeLefroy”. Everything has to have a cause, but handsomeLefroy doesn’t? How so? Is this even an answer to how everything began? I mean, what is the criteria here? Certain things are allowed to be uncaused and everything else should have a cause? How do you decide what’s allowed to be uncaused and what’s not? Ah, I get it. handsomeLefroy is uncaused because you defined it that way. That’s all. You stupid fuck.

Clueless Muslim guy asked me whether I believe anything. He asked me whether I believe that my parents are actually mine. I told him that I do, but that it’s a true belief. What is the difference between a true belief and a false belief, the stupid fuck dared to ask. Well, here’s the difference, I tell him. If it is a true (valid) belief, you expect certain things not to happen. If those things happen, then you give up your belief. True beliefs can be changed and caused and transformed by facts and evidence. My belief is that my parents are actually my biological parents. So I do not expect a DNA test to prove that that they are not my biological parents. But if such a DNA test proves just that, then I would give up my belief that they are my biological parents. That’s what a true belief is. They do not explain everything. They prohibit certain things to happen. In other words, facts and evidence have a strong influence on them. The clueless Muslim guy on the other hand believes that we were all created by God just 6000 or so years ago. Dude, find a dinosaur fossil and eat it. Your belief is false. You don’t give shit about facts and evidence. I’ll be fucking your girlfriend and boast about it among your friends and you still would trust your girlfriend. Because even if they show you a photograph of me doing doggystyle it with your girlfriend, you still won’t question your stupid belief that your girlfriend is faithful to you.


Ender’s Game


Spoilers: Ender destroys an alien race

Spoilers: Ender destroys an alien race

Fuck. I think. This is just the kind of book I should not be reading. I read a lot of science fiction and this shit should not be called science fiction. There’s no science in it; just fantasy and spiritual bullshit. It reminds me of Dune. Oh that horrible book. I read all 6 books and about to read the books written by Frank Herbert’s son. I like them, even though they are shit.

Aurthur C.Clarke wrote science fiction. Larry Niven wrote science fiction. Clarke’s Redezvous with Rama is the best science fic ever, as I see it. They wrote what some people call hard science fiction and people like Scott Card and Herbert wrote soft science fiction. There shouldn’t be such a classification. Clarke wrote science fiction. Card wrote spiritual porn.

Yet, once I started reading Ender’s Game, I couldn’t put it down. I read and read until it was finished. I’ll be reading its sequel too. I’d probably even re-read all the Dune books.

Yep. I’m addicted to spiritual porn.

This is hilarious


It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Sri Lankan Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American History.

Who said “Give me Liberty , or give me Death”?
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up: “Patrick Henry, 1775” he said.

“Very good!”

Who said ” AGovernment of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?” Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar.
“Abraham Lincoln, 1863” said Chandrasekhar.

The teacher snapped at the class, “Class, you should be ashamed.
Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do.”She heard a loud whisper: “Fu%k the Indians,”

“Who said that?” she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up.
“General Custer, 1862.” At that point, a student in the back said, “I’m gonna puke.”
The teacher glares around and asks “All right! Now, who said that?” Again, Chandrasekhar says, “George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.”

Now furious, another student yells, “Oh yeah? Suck this!”
Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher , “Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!”
Now with almost mob hysteria someone said “You little sh!t. If you say anything else, I’ll kill you.”

Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, ” Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him- 2004.”
The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, “Oh sh!t, we’re fu%ked!”

And Chandrasekhar said quietly,

Robert Mugabe to his cabinet at the declaration of the presidential election results-April 2008.

I found this at http://thithtun.multiply.com/journal/item/124/The_Indian_Student?&show_interstitial=1&u=%2Fjournal%2Fitem#

Stop SOPA. Hah.


The Sri Lankan bloggers who call for the death of SOPA makes me laugh. Of course, SOPA can lead to censorship. That is big issue. Freedom of expression is bigger and more important than the right of any studio or software company to protect their petty little movies or buggy little programmes. But none of that is discussed by these bloggers.


This is crazy. I myself do pirate everything. But thinking it is your goddamn right to pirate other people’s property is just plain retarded. You suck. Be honest. You suckers are not worried about censorship at all. You suckers didn’t say a word when GoSL banned Tamilnet. You suckers didn’t say anything when they banned lankatruth and lankaenews. You suckers didn’t say anything when they killed Lasantha. And you suckers say what? Stop SOPA?

Go F yourselves.