UNP Wins Colombo
Fuck yeah. How does it feel Mr. Milinda Moragoda? It sucks, doesn’t it? You bloody loser. You deserve it. You betrayed us. We voted for you, thinking there was an intelligent UNPer inside your toad-like head and you switched parties. You goddamn betrayed us and this is our payback. Now suck it. Suck it hard. First you lost your seat in the parliament, but that wasn’t us. Those SLFPers just don’t like your platitudes and they were always suspicious about you. Then you had the fucking audacity to ask for our votes again while offering your butt hole to the party of Duminda Silva, Mervyn Silva and Bharatha Laxman. It didn’t work out that well for you, did it? Now you can go back to using your Facebook page to try forever to get laid.