Isn’t Dilshan still mad at Upul Tharanga for sleeping with his wife?
Yesterday evening I was there at the Premadasa Stadium watching Tharanga and Dilshan mercilessly bludgeon England out of the cricket world cup. It was fun really. I’m not an obsessive cricket fan but I know enough about cricket to know that their partnership was pretty amazing. I had one question bugging me all the time though. Isn’t Dilshan still mad at Tharanga for sleeping with his wife?
I don’t know much about crickerters’ personal lives so I don’t know whether Tharanga slept with Dilshan’s wife in the first place. But here’s what I’ve heard. Dilshan was married to some woman, with whom he even had a child. Then Upul Tharanga came along and slept with her. Dilshan learnt about it and divorced her, and then went on to marry an actress. I don’t know their names, so let’s call the first one Woman-A and the second one Woman-B.
Apparently Dilshan’s now living reasonably happily with Woman-B. Woman-A, watching the two Sri Lankan openers yesterday must have been thinking, ‘well, they both have opened me and hit record breaking innings.’
I’m sorry Dilshan for making fun of you. Being cheated must have been very painful to you. It’s just that I can’t understand how you could let Tharanga have his century yesterday and hug him. If I were you, I’ll never be able to do that. I’d crush Tharanga’s balls with my bat and throw whatever left over extra-cover.
Maybe you haven’t forgiven him yet though. Maybe that’s why you hit that last boundary you hit yesterday. Just tell Sangakkara and Mahela and the rest to keep an eye on Tharanga. Make sure he doesn’t cuckold anyone else before the world cup final.