Lankanosphere Awards and Self-Important Sri Lankan Bloggers

I write this because I have nothing else to write and because I have nothing else to do right now other than writing or calling my ex-girlfriend… I’m new to Kottu so it’s less than two months ago I learnt about Rhythmic Diaspora and his Lankanoshere Awards. As many have pointed out (including the dishonest government propagandist named Sittingnut who thinks that a rapist’s lawyer can use the rapist himself as an eyewitness to prove the rape never happened), it is most definitely an ass-licking blog. But what’s interesting is the number of people who like to get their asses licked… For all his faults, I don’t think nut’s one of them. But there are many who wants to get their asses licked. Taprobane Uncut was so pissed that his ass wasn’t licked that he metaphorically cut Diaspora’s dick. Go fukk a whale Taprobane… Most bloggers it seems, are self-important and self-centred. If two bloggers meet each other, all they’d talk about would be blogs, blogging and bloggers. Most of the questions will be personal… If Electra meets Sittingnut, she’d ask, “sittingnut, why can’t you read between lines?” Sittingnut would reply, “But I can read between your legs, you 3rd generation NGO parasite”… If I meet sittingnut, the first thing I’d say is, “sittingnut, let me take my tiny little cell phone that I stuck up in your ass 3 months ago”… If Taprobane Uncut meets Indi he’d ask, “so Indi, do you always meditate after fukking a whale?” … RD knows about blogs, and even more about bloggers. Every blogger wants to be read, and RD has found the perfect way. He writes about blogs and bloggers, so bloggers, being so self-important, self-righteous and self-centred as RD has correctly understood, reads his blog. So what’s actually happening isn’t RD licking other bloggers’ asses, but other bloggers licking his ass. They do it not because they love to pleasure a post-divorce man, but because they are genuine ass lickers. Buwah hah hah.