Chinese Wankers Coming to Censor
It looks like those rumours about Chinese Wankers coming here to censor the internet are true. The Sunday Times has confirmed the rumours, and yet the government continues to deny. But then dear readers, who trusts the government? … Chinese Wankers will come, and trust me on this, they are really good at two things; censoring and masturbating (even though there are other Free Speech Chinese Wankers who whack them from behind) … We have to prepare ourselves for what’s coming. We should learn everything we can about open proxies, tunnelling proxies, data havens and so on. We should learn about their strengths and weaknesses, their risks and benefits … elgooG will be handy, since it is said that those wankers are asked to control google search results. Free-Speech Wankers in China use it to access google … TOR is fantastic. It gives you ‘almost’ complete anonymity. But it’s slow, and kind of hard to use … The Wankers will blacklist proxies and monitor the people who tap into them. Here, people can do something I do. Host your own PHP proxy using a PHP enabled free web host. Don’t give the address to anyone… The bottom line is, get ready. Don’t let the government and their beloved Chinese Wankers to screw us and our country.