“I’m a patriot. There will be topless women” – Gen. Sarath Fonseka

15/01/2010

“I believe all Sri Lankan know that I’m the greatest patriot ever born since King Dutugemunu himself. So I have made a patriotic decision to revive our great Sinhalese Buddhist culture by making it legal for women to be topless in public” said presidential candidate Sarath Fonseka in a rally held in Sigiriya yesterday… “It is the white people who taught our women to cover their milky ways with clothes made in England. That woman Queen Victoria was raped when she was 10. That’s why she messed up the world. It is she who taught the world to cover tables with table clothes because she thought the bare legs of tables can arouse men… That’s just English bullshit right. We don’t want that bullshit. Look at those beautiful topless Sigiri women. That’s our culture, and we shall revive it. Women, take off your blouses and toss away your brassieres. Let us revive our great Sinhalese Buddhist culture.”

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One Response to ““I’m a patriot. There will be topless women” – Gen. Sarath Fonseka”

  1. Vividbat Says:

    hahaha!!! agree with you 100%! what a post! 🙂

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