“In this world, only balls give orders”-Ranil Wickramasinhe.
“Mahinda thinks that only balls can give orders in this world. This is what’s wrong with his politics. It’s primitive” said the opposition leader at a rally held in Ragama yesterday…I think he’s right. Mahinda rules by the power of his testicles, while shittingnut (Lanka Libertarian) shits by the power of his peanuts. We live in a developed world and people should rule by the power of their brains, not by the nuts hanging between their legs… Sarath Fonseka on the other hand not only wants to rule by the power of his testicles, he tries to get elected using them. This race, is all about testicles… We have to choose between the balls of the 2 candidates. I’m voting for Mahinda. Here’s why (apart from losing an argument with stormcrow). Mahinda has balls. We know that for certain. Wimal Weerawansha would attest to that fact. On the other hand, we don’t exactly know whether Fonseka’s balls are still there after that big blast…Secondly, even if Fonseka still have balls, they are corrupt, lying, traitorous balls, whereas Mahinda’s are even though perhaps corrupt, loving and patriotic balls. So we shall vote Mahinda.