Schools are starting

I’m in the toilet, taking a dump, and I’m thinking, damn, today there will be traffic.

Damn. Damn. The last couple of weeks were almost like living in a developed country. The traffic was tolerable. But today, the hell will be back.

Why do we have free education anyway? I think it’s time we considered what’s more beneficial. Are the benefits of keeping the schools open heavier than the cost of extra oil that we burn on our traffic jammed streets?

Think. In the meanwhile, I gotta go.

Philoshiticism

Philoshitcism is what I call the philosophical and cultural movement that I’m about to begin. I’ve been calling myself a liberal-democrat back when I started this blog. That was December 23, 2009. I am no longer a liberal-democrat. I think liberal-democracy is shit. Majority of the people, except me and people like me, are just plain stupid. Therefore liberalism and democracy cannot co-exist. Liberalism is not shit. But democracy is. Empowering all the citizens in a country with a constitutional or statutory right to vote is a bad idea, even if it might seem like a good one. If you want to know why democracy sucks, try wikipedia.. Therefore, we Philoshits believe that democracy is shit.

Philoshits believe that religion is shit. Christianity is shit. Read Richard Dawkins, Sam Harris, Christopher Hitechens or any other figure in the new-atheist movement for proof. If Christianity is shit, that means Judaism is shit too. Islam is shit and no one has to even prove it. It simply stinks. I’m covering my nose now. Islam stinks. Hey Muslims, your religion stinks.

Philoshits believe that Buddhism is shit. Philoshits do not accept the argument that Buddhism is a philosophy and not a religion. As far as Philoshits are concerned, Buddhism promises salvation or redemption or whatever and converts people from other faiths to it. Philosophies do not convert people. You cannot become an existentialist, a transhumanist, or a Philoshit by conversion. Philosophy is academic and religion is not. Buddhism is not a philosophy. It is a religion, and as a religion, it is shit. If you want proof, read me:

Buddhism is Bullshit – Part I
Buddhism is Bullshit – Part II
Buddhism is Bullshit – Part III
Buddhism is Bullshit – Part IV
A response to the responses to my buddhism is bullshit series

Philoshits believe that economic nationalism/ protectionism is shit.

Philoshits believe that Mahinda Rajapakse and his government is shit. Philoshits believe that even shit believes that Wimal Weerawansha is shit.

Philoshits believe that Superman, Batman, Spiderman and all the rest of superheroes who think they can save everyone without a single casualty are shit. Philoshits believe that SL Army and the government is shit because they didn’t even trying.

Philoshits believe that India stinks, and therefore is shit. India is shit. Indians shit everywhere so the country stinks. You cannot walk around in India without getting fainted because of the terrible smell of their shit.

Philoshits believe that Indian cricket team is shit. Tendulkar is shit.

Philoshits believe that China is shit. They do shitty stuff, and associate with other shitheads.

Philoshits believe that Russia is shit and Putin is secretly gay, trying to overcompensate for the lie of living like a straight man.

Philoshits believe that homosexuality is shit, even though Philoshits believe that no one has the right to suppress it. Philoshits believe that people should be allowed to do whatever the fuck they wanna do, as long as they don’t hurt anyone.

Philoshits believe that people who call suicide is cowardice are shit. Suicide is a way out of problems and it takes courage to kill oneself.

Philoshits believe that House M.D. 8th season is shit.

Philoshits believe that American Idol and all its copies are shit.

Philoshits believe that life is shit, but death is even more shit. Philoshits want to live forever, but keep suicide as an option.

If you want to become a Philoshits, become one now. It is free, unlike scientology. Philosophy does not convert people. But Philoshiticism does. It’s easy. Here’s what you’ve got to do. Close the door. Remove all yours clothes. Stand up on your bed and jump up and down for 30 seconds, chanting “I’m a Philoshit. I’m a Philoshit. I’m a Philoshit.” If you have a spouse who wants to do become a Philoshit just like you, you can do this together, and have sex afterwards. Don’t invite your children though, because Philoshits think that incest is shit.

Okay, I’m doing this now.

I’m a Philoshit.
I’m a Philoshit.
I’m a Philoshit.

Shit.

Ender’s Game

Fuck. I think. This is just the kind of book I should not be reading. I read a lot of science fiction and this shit should not be called science fiction. There’s no science in it; just fantasy and spiritual bullshit. It reminds me of Dune. Oh that horrible book. I read all 6 books and about to read the books written by Frank Herbert’s son. I like them, even though they are shit.

Aurthur C.Clarke wrote science fiction. Larry Niven wrote science fiction. Clarke’s Redezvous with Rama is the best science fic ever, as I see it. They wrote what some people call hard science fiction and people like Scott Card and Herbert wrote soft science fiction. There shouldn’t be such a classification. Clarke wrote science fiction. Card wrote spiritual porn.

Yet, once I started reading Ender’s Game, I couldn’t put it down. I read and read until it was finished. I’ll be reading its sequel too. I’d probably even re-read all the Dune books.

Yep. I’m addicted to spiritual porn.

This is hilarious

It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Sri Lankan Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American History.

Who said “Give me Liberty , or give me Death”?
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up: “Patrick Henry, 1775″ he said.

“Very good!”

Who said ” AGovernment of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?” Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar.
“Abraham Lincoln, 1863″ said Chandrasekhar.

The teacher snapped at the class, “Class, you should be ashamed.
Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do.”She heard a loud whisper: “Fu%k the Indians,”

“Who said that?” she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up.
“General Custer, 1862.” At that point, a student in the back said, “I’m gonna puke.”
The teacher glares around and asks “All right! Now, who said that?” Again, Chandrasekhar says, “George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.”

Now furious, another student yells, “Oh yeah? Suck this!”
Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher , “Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!”
Now with almost mob hysteria someone said “You little sh!t. If you say anything else, I’ll kill you.”

Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, ” Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him- 2004.”
The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, “Oh sh!t, we’re fu%ked!”

And Chandrasekhar said quietly,

Robert Mugabe to his cabinet at the declaration of the presidential election results-April 2008.

I found this at http://thithtun.multiply.com/journal/item/124/The_Indian_Student?&show_interstitial=1&u=%2Fjournal%2Fitem#

Stop SOPA. Hah.

The Sri Lankan bloggers who call for the death of SOPA makes me laugh. Of course, SOPA can lead to censorship. That is big issue. Freedom of expression is bigger and more important than the right of any studio or software company to protect their petty little movies or buggy little programmes. But none of that is discussed by these bloggers.

What they are saying is pretty F..d up, and they are very blunt. This is what they say. STOP SOPA. SO WE CAN PIRATE YOUR MOVIES AND SONGS AND SOFTWARE. YOU FUC.ERS HAVE NO GODDAMN RIGHT TO PROTECT YOUR INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY.

This is crazy. I myself do pirate everything. But thinking it is your goddamn right to pirate other people’s property is just plain retarded. You suck. Be honest. You suckers are not worried about censorship at all. You suckers didn’t say a word when GoSL banned Tamilnet. You suckers didn’t say anything when they banned lankatruth and lankaenews. You suckers didn’t say anything when they killed Lasantha. And you suckers say what? Stop SOPA?

Go F yourselves.

Why doesn’t Indi.Padashow censor stupidity?

As you all know, Ind.Padashow censored me off his blog. Soon he did the same to a guy named Heshan, someone who often commented there. A long time before all that, he banned shitnut (a.k.a lanka libertarian who got a.raped by lefroy). I’m sure there are many more. Of course, just like Mahinda Rajapakse, Mervyn Silva and the late Steve Jobs, he likes to give his readers a controlled experience on his blog; controlled by him.

It is interesting however that no matter what he censors, Indi.Padashow never seems to censor stupidity. You can say the dumbest thing ever and you’ll still be welcome there. Here’s an example.

A person named ‘kaush’ commented on an article of Indi.Padashow titled “Richard Dawkins at the Galle Literary Festival”. It is my policy to not promote stuff that are just plain dumb, so you won’t find a link to that stupid article where Indi.Padashow had tried pathetically to prove that Dawkins was wrong about something the i.padashow doesn’t understand. But here’s what ‘kaush’ said.

in what way karma fall into bullshit…if any physical action will generate an reaction, why it is not logical to say a mental action will also generate a reaction?

Really kaush?
0 marks for science
0 marks for logic
100 marks for proving the point I make over and over though, that buddhists are just plain stupid.

You are so stupid that you shouldn’t be allowed to speak. I know that you, being the dumbest m..f..cker ever lived, are going to think that I mean this literaly.

So why doesn’t Indi.Padashow censor such stupidity, when we know very well that it’s not his principle to not censor anything? It is because he, being stupid, likes people who are even more stupid than him, so that he can feel normal.

So, be David Blacker, and go and comment there. You’ll be loved.

Is Pakyasoorthi Sarwanamutthu fucking crazy, or is he just disingenuous?

Probably both.

As you may know, owner of Sirasa/MTV, Kili Maharaja is having political sex, using Sirasa/MTV news as a sex toy. They are attacking Ranil so shamelessy that one might wonder how they are talking with Sajith’s manhood in their mouths.

Today is 22nd December and Sirasa attacked Ranil for requesting UNPers to not watch Sirasa TV news. They are saying that this is an attack on free media. I’m curious as to how do they define free media. Is it so sacred that it even trumps people’s right to express themselves? If Sirasa has the right to attack Ranil (they do), Ranil must have the right to attack Sirasa as well, so long as he doesn’t impose undemocratic laws on Sirasa to shut it up, or incite violence against it. To say otherwise is total hypocrisy.

Ranil is not the government. He didn’t ask the government to ban Sirasa, or censor Sirasa. He didn’t ask his party members to go to Pannipitiya and throw rocks at the Sirasa premises. Only thing he did was requesting his loyalists to not watch Sirasa TV news. That kind of thing is done everywhere, even in USA where there’s a first amendment and a fifth amendment. It’s simply an expression of opinion. What Ranil is saying is “we don’t like the shameless way they attack me. Don’t endorse them by watching their news.”

As usual, Sirasa had found people to tell people what Maharaja wants to hear. There was Sajith Premadasa. Of course his popularity, his influence, and his whole political career depend on Sirasa. There’s no wonder there. If Maharaja tells him to lick his boots, he will.

Then there was a hateful Manusha Nanayakkara, who betrayed UNPers by crossing over from the UNP to the government. What right does he have to even comment about this? If anyone gives any weight to what Manusha has to say about this, he’s a retard.

Then surprise, surprise, Pakyasoorthi Sarwanamutthu, CPA Director, on TV, defending Sirasa and condemning Ranil. I want to know does he really believe that what Ranil did, asking UNPers to not watch Sirasa news, is an attack against free media? Does he really believe this? His anwer to this would tell a lot about the man.

P.S. Where’s Sanjana Hattotuwa?

Do Sri Lankan lower class women ever reach orgasms?

Human sexuality is complicated if you’re a woman, or if you’re a man who wants to please your woman, instead of pleasuring only yourself. Reaching orgasms is easy for men. If you’re ejaculating, that means you’ve reached an orgasm just a second or two ago. For women it’s not that simple. Often times, they might get wet, but won’t reach orgasm if neither they nor their partners know what to do next.

Normal vaginal intercourse is terribly ineffective in giving a woman an orgasm if it’s not done correctly. You can put you 10 inch penis and hump her as if there’s no tomorrow and still she might not have an orgasm if you don’t do it right. Unwanted offsprings? Yes. Female orgasms? No.

If you want to give a woman an orgasm, you’d have to learn. If you’re a woman, you’d have to learn what works for you. Watching a lot of porn isn’t enough. You’d have to read, understand, and practise, just like everything else. How to do vaginal intercourse in such a way that it stimulates the clitoris, how to do oral sex, how to finger and so on. If you haven’t read, most probably you won’t even know what the clitoris is. If you know about the clitoris but still don’t know how to do it properly before trying to stimulate it, you might end up giving her excruciating pain that’d last for hours.

So how do you think you’re going to learn all these stuff? If you’re living in Sri Lanka, you know the libraries can’t help you. So you’d have to turn to the internet. If you’re reading this blog post, then that means you’re having great sex (or would start having great sex after you’ve finished reading this and googled ‘female orgasm’).

But what if you can’t access the internet? What if you can’t comprehend English? What if you don’t even have access to porn? Then you won’t have great sex. Sexual intercourse for you, if you’re a woman, will either be one painful exercise, or a painless yet pointless activity, during which you might be thinking about what to cook for breakfast the following morning. If you’re a man, congratz, you just f*cked a zombie.

This is why sexual education is important. Giving kids some vague knowledge about how and how not to make babies is not enough. Sex isn’t something you do as a service to the human race. It is quite pleasurable if you do it right, so you can make it the purpose of your life. Sadly, those teachers themselves may not know that.

So how to go about this? Due to cultural, political, and religious reasons, we might not be able to give children books to read with titles like ‘How to f*ck like rabbits and keep doing it till your dirty brain melts like ice”. But we can put Kamasutra to the school libraries. That’ll be a start; a small step towards sexual enlightenment.

A response to the responses to my buddhism is bullshit series

Some time ago I wrote a series of articles titled “Buddhism is Bullshit”. The responses I got can be put into three categories.

1. I’m an idiotic asshole who doesn’t know shit about Buddhism ergo I must shut up and suck Buddha’s cock.

2. Buddhism is not a religion, but something else. It could be a lifestyle, a path, or a philosophy. But definitely not a religion.

3. Rajiva Wijesinghe’s crazy thoughts that doesn’t make any sense at all.

Those who claim I am an idiotic asshole without proving that I am an idiotic asshole are idiotic assholes. May donkeys rape their sisters.

Those who think that I am an idiotic asshole because you think I don’t know shit about Buddhism are just painfully innocent believers who would forever vote for some demagogue like Mahinda Rajapakse who knows how to exploit it (as well as monks who own Benz cars and Toyota Prados). I assure you, I know more about Buddhism than most of you.

Those who think Buddhism is not a religion but something else, like a philosophy or a lifestyle, are either intentionally or unintentionally misleading people, and deceiving themselves. Even if Buddhism is a philosophy (which it isn’t), that doesn’t make a difference. Buddhism is entirely incompatible with the scientific idea that the universe is only about 15 billion years old, that earth is only 4.5 billion years old, evolution (all of it. Not just Darwinism), and pretty much everything else that is scientific, like you know, if you remove a guy’s hippocampus (is it what it’s called?), he loses the ability to form new memories. Buddhism is completely unscientific, ergo it’s bullshit.

Rajiva Wijesinghe, the professional liar, thought he could save buddhism and redeem himself. He said “…operations the Buddha describes do not necessarily occur in linear time”. There’s nothing wrong with this, except that it doesn’t make any sense whatsoever, even to himself. Tell me exactly what does non-linear time mean, and what makes you think that Buddha has indicated that time is non-linear? Rajiva just pulled some bullshit out of his anus.

The bottom line is, buddhism is completely unscientific, and therefore it’s bullshit. But that’s not the only reason to say so. How many enlightened people have you actually seen? Have you actually seen someone who has attained this so-called Nirvana? No. Why do you think that is? Because the times are wrong? Yep, that’s pretty much what all other religions say when they can’t make any miracles happen. Religion is a thing of the past. It was believed by idiots and geniuses alike two hundred years ago, and only by idiots nowadays, or by those who are afraid of the truth that the universe doesn’t give a shit about us.

Karu Jayasuriya is a joke

Sajith Premadasa is desperate. He wants power so badly that he’s trying to fuck Karu Jayasuriya in the ass to see whether that’d help his cause. Otherwise how on earth Karu, this spineless old man who got less votes than Upeksa Swarnamali at the last general election, is being considered for UNP leadership?

He says he is not after power, money or glory. One might ask why then he crossed over to the Mahinda Rajapakse government few years ago, with 17 others (including total fucks like Rajitha Senaratne)? Was it to help Mahinda to fight the terrorists, as he claims? Why then he came back before the war ended? What was more important than the war and the country?

This man is a spineless, vision-less, short-sighted, political ‘gemba’, and Sajith and Maharaja want him to be their leader. Kinda fucked up, ain’t it?